Diplomatic Dancer Prints

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Spy Satellite

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

AUKUS Alliance

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Table Discussion

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Blair's Apology

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

"What does it mean if you meet with the President and he doesn't give you a nickname?"

The Demand

Tariffs on Canada

Sanna Marin party

'Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... You're not listening, right?'

'I take advantage of your patience and understanding. I hope you understand that.'

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump meet.