Diplomatic Worker Prints

'I take advantage of your patience and understanding. I hope you understand that.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Pretty Flowers

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Neo-International Law

"Away with the warmonger!"

Inclusive speech

"National security adviser"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Political convention

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'