Diplomatic Affair Analyst T-Shirts

Refugee Deal

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Harry S. Truman

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Dad, what is peace?'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Trouble everywhere...

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Spy Satellite

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

The Deal of a Century

Rattache

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Australia's role in the Asian century.

Enough is Enough

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Ebola Virus