Diplomacy Wonk Pillows

Hugo Ch?vez annoys Uncle Sam by dealing with China.

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

Putin and Zelensky

US and the EU

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

"Beg for peace!"

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Nuclear Proliferation

Bush farewell.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'