Diplomacy Nerd Pillows

Don't Know, Can't Invade

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

Trump's first draft to North Korea

Biden in Europe

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Pretty Flowers

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

US and the EU

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."