Diplomacy Wonk Gifts

Hugo Ch?vez annoys Uncle Sam by dealing with China.

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Pretty Flowers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"National security adviser"

Putin and Zelensky

US and the EU

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Have your people call my people."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"Beg for peace!"

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Bush farewell.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island