Let's Punish Our Diplomatic Partners by Inviting to Talk to us in Crappy Venues
Diplomacy Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with someone interested in diplomacy and critique? Our curated collection features clever designs that celebrate thoughtful discussion, debate, and the art of diplomacy. Whether they’re a seasoned diplomat or a politically curious soul, these products add a humorous and insightful touch to their daily life. Celebrate their passion for international relations and critical analysis with items that speak to their intellectual spirit.
"Nation-building never works."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Pretty Flowers
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"National security adviser"
Putin and Zelensky
US and the EU
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
Two Ways out of Iraq.
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Have your people call my people."
"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."
Bush farewell.
'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Nuclear Proliferation
Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"
"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"
"Beg for peace!"
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
A world divided by the war
Diplomacy Critics Gifts Collection
Diplomacy Critics Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for diplomacy critics, perfect for adding a humorous or insightful splash to their morning routine.
Diplomacy Critics Pillows
Find pillows that bring humor and a touch of sophistication to any space, ideal for those who cherish diplomatic critique.
Diplomacy Critics Prints
Browse prints that showcase clever takes on diplomacy and critique, inspiring conversation and adding personality to their environment.
Diplomacy Critics T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate critical thinkers and diplomacy enthusiasts, making their casual wear as thoughtful as their passions.