"How do you spell, asteroid?"
Dinosaur Jokes Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle! Our dinosaur joke mugs feature puns and humorous illustrations that make morning coffee or tea time a dino-mite moment of laughter.
'It's an extinction notice.'
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'
"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."
Tyrannosaurus Tex
"Fasten your seat belt."
T-rex takes a selfie
"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"
'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'
Jurassic Ark
The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.
The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!
I've been on this green leafy diet for months...
"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"
"William dabbles in paleontology."
'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'
"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."
"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"
"Was it someone you ate?"
Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'
'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'
"A T-Rex ate my mom while she was helping me with my homework."
Harry Dinsdale was way, way ahead of his time.
Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.
Evolution was harsh for the long-fingered Fliposaur.
'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'
Dinosaur Dining
"Careful, Mel. Boys only want one thing."
"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."
Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'
"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"
Dinosaurs Playing Poker.
"I heard you were extinct!"
Dinosaur Jokes Mugs Collection
Dinosaur Jokes Pillows
Make your space more fun with our dinosaur joke pillows—quirky, cozy, and sure to spark smiles.
Dinosaur Jokes Prints
Discover our dinosaur joke prints to add a humorous and artistic touch to your walls with prehistoric pun humor.
Dinosaur Jokes T-Shirts
Check out our dinosaur joke t-shirts for amusing and colorful designs that showcase your love for puns and prehistoric fun.