Dino Bickerer Gifts

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Newton's cradle

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

T-Rex Ballerina

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

Institute of Genetic Engineering

'Might have a bit of a tinker with gravity . . .'

"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."

U R Here

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Helpful Dinosaur

Philosoraptors

Prehistoric Basketball Player

Bert and Edna Bentley - At it since 1943.

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"No, of course you can't appeal the decision. We don't have any lawyers up here."

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'Fortunately the molting season doesn't last long.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Caveman Basketball