Dinner Party Critic Prints

"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

Never Satisfied.

The Last Dinner

'This is good, dear...but no one can microwave like my mother.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Gesundheit!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"A little lamb please."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'