Dinner Delivery Dreamer Pillows

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The Bare Minimum

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Soup?"

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Expectations vs. reality

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Amazon Drones

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

Magic to prepare food

The Takeaway.

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

"How we doing for tips today?"

"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."

Counting sheep never worked for Al, as it only made him hungry.

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'

"It was great seeing you - we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"We have reservations. I'm the party of six, and this is the party of four."