Dinner Daydreamer Pillows

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

The Bare Minimum

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Soup?"

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Cake!

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Expectations vs. reality

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

Fondue Heaven

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'