Dinner Date Schemer Prints

Decorate your walls with prints inspired by the dinner date schemer. Elegant and humorous, these artworks add personality and charm to any romantic or creative space.

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"I would like to increase my loan by the cost of taking you out to dinner."

"I would like to increase my loan by the cost of taking you out to dinner." mockup

"I would like to increase my loan by the cost of taking you out to dinner."

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"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy." mockup

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

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"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark." mockup

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

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"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!" mockup

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

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"Oh, how sweet of you."

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"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'." mockup

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

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The Bare Minimum

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"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!" mockup

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

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Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

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'Tasty bird.'

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'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!' mockup

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

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"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..." mockup

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

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'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook). mockup

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

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"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?" mockup

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

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'Not...one...drop.'

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Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

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"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?" mockup

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

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'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.' mockup

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

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"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to." mockup

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

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'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.' mockup

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

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"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married." mockup

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

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'All right, I agree with you.'

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"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?" mockup

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

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'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

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"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo." mockup

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

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"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants." mockup

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

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Trick questions...

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"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006." mockup

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

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'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.' mockup

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

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Lady with an inflatable dinner date. mockup

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

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'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!' mockup

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

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'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

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'New partner, eh? Let me just run a complimentary CRB check for you.'

'New partner, eh? Let me just run a complimentary CRB check for you.' mockup

'New partner, eh? Let me just run a complimentary CRB check for you.'

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Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . . mockup

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

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Computer Dating.

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Dinner Date Schemer Prints Collection

Dinner Date Schemer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for dinner date schemers, featuring witty and romantic designs that bring humor and warmth to every sip.

Dinner Date Schemer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the art of romantic scheming with fun and romantic designs, perfect for adding personality to your living space.

Dinner Date Schemer T-Shirts

Find playful t-shirts for the dinner date schemer that showcase witty phrases and charming designs, ideal for celebrating your love of creative date planning.