Dinner Date Escapists Mugs

"Why don't you go back to your house for dessert and coffee?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Bare Minimum

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"