Dinner Date Enthusiast Mugs

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"Cody's decision about staying for dinner hinges on whether you're making your famous lasagna or your lightly regarded crabcakes."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

Romantic Violinist.

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'You wouldn't believe how much the strolling violinist wanted.'

Hospitality.

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"I'm just not ready for a relationship based on mutual respect."

"Get whatever you want. My mom's paying."

"If you interrupt my anecdote with your own one more time, my next anecdote will be about the date I ditched mid-dinner."

"Tonight was GREAT. - We should do it again!"

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"No more for me, thanks - I have to denigrate his driving."

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

A cavewoman and a caveman on a date

Is your partner tired of you constantly canceling engagements to go to work?...

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"We'd like a nice, quiet table where I can dump him."

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

'The condiments, Sir? I believe there's a machine in the toilet.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Your dinner is in the elite restaurant..."

'I'm truly sorry Ma'am for mixing up the order. So, you're the one who ordered no fly in your soup, correct?'

'My career crumbled, my marriage foundered, everything looked bleak - then I met YOU...'

"Are you free for dinner on Friday?"