Dinner Date Dreamers Mugs

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

'Tasty bird.'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Not...one...drop.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."