Dinner Date Deceiver T-Shirts

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Bare Minimum

'Tasty bird.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Hold that afterthought!"

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."