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'Who had the 'Chicken-a-la King'?'

Night of the Latkes

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Family working together

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

The Fault of the Fowl

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

A tureen of chefs

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?