Dinner Comedians T-Shirts

'Who had the 'Chicken-a-la King'?'

Night of the Latkes

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Family working together

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

The Fault of the Fowl

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

A tureen of chefs

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'