Dink Community Member Pillows

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

Lord George brings news of the debate

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Human Rights for All

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'It's the middle of the summer. You've been hallucinating again.'

A new meaning in the Roman

A singer being criticised

Proceedings of the club

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Can't Affordiversity

'They're a very close family.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'Hello, 911?'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

The last of the spirits

The emigrants

Before and After Tattoos.

Jacob Marley

Mr. Pecksniff on his mission (Martin Chuzzlewit)

'I am the ghost of Christmas present.'

The Dombey Family

Nicholas instructs Smike in the art of acting

Gladstone and the Liberal Party

"Not coming in for a pint and a pie, Geoff?"

Quilp's grotesque politeness