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'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

'Coffee will stunt your growth -- here's some nice prune juice instead.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"It says '3 minute egg' but it actually takes 5 minutes."

"Look, I'd just like to finish my eggs."

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."

"WHAT!?!"

"Could you please bring me a doggy bag for my homework?"

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold, and make that two faced.'

'...sunnyside down.'

DINER, 'No more rumcake for you, pal - go on home to your wife and elves.'

'Spilled in the line of duty'

No Fly Zone.

Unrequited coffee lover

"You were supposed to be IN the soup!"

Pie.,

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

At a caf? the special board says 'Today's special - take it, or leave it.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Diner. Bottomless cup of coffee. Sounds messy.

Plop Tarts $.59. It's because Ernie always drops them.

Al's Breakfast Diner. No conversation, please -- The left side of my brain doesn't kick in till my second cup.

"There's an old-school barbecue guy in 'House of Cards' who always has a plate ready for the main character....and the main character's evil."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Pizza. Burgers. Sodas. Politicians should work here. They might learn concessions can be a good thing.

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"