Dimension Ponderer Mugs

Reginald was barely committed to three dimensions...

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Origins of Everything

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"