Dijon Devourer Mugs

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

The book that will not be denied!

Thanksgiving.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Books versus TV.

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.