Show Devourer Mugs

Binge watching and whinge watching

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

She required plenty of personal space.

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

The book that will not be denied!

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Thanksgiving.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Books versus TV.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Daily Mail Reader

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

King John

Literary Lunch

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'