Documentary Devourer Mugs

King John

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

She required plenty of personal space.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

The book that will not be denied!

Thanksgiving.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Tony Robinson

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Books versus TV.

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night, they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper ... My client merely wishes to withhold lovin'. Objection!

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

Salvage Hunters

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"