Digital Wellness T-Shirts

"You'll get off social when I tell you you can get off social."

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

"This article says too much time on the web can cause depression, anxiety and more!"

"I'm trying to get my screen time down to 1 day a day."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Deposit phones here

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

Mobile

Bones Reunited

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Selfie

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

'Nurse Nodnik will be live blogging the operation.'

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."