Digital Well-being T-Shirts

"Help!!!"

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Textin’"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Graduates on their phones

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!