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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Cat Playing 10th Life.