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But It Makes a Neat Sound

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

We accept only digital currency.

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Busker with a Card Machine

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Captain, I see another plane at 10:22.'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Bitcoin Asteroid

Empty Pot at the End of Rainbow

Modern money

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

The Sultan of Bitcoin

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"I don't laugh all the way to the bank. I just check my balance online and cry at my computer."

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

"For the fourth time, it's a quiz! Are you a good listener?"

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"Where do I swipe?"

"I see a lot of this. Your eyes are stuck in a down position -- try not to look down at your phone so much."

Bought Crypto And Got Ripped-O!

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.