Digital Wallet User T-Shirts

Paying for oranges with apple pay.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Rising Gas Prices

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

Spooning

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Gas prices

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'