Digital Upgrader Mugs

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

Computer nerd sits at do-it-yourself upgraded computer.

Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'