Diy Upgrader Mugs

Computer nerd sits at do-it-yourself upgraded computer.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'Nice penthouse.'

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

'...and the built-in bookshelf has been replaced & updated with ebook plugs.'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'