Digital Storage Pillows

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

'You don't need CDs and flash drives here - everything is stored in the cloud.'

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Let's get organized

The Computer Bore

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Technology and literature

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Modern Childhood

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Book Worm

Folding Container.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'