Digital Speech Maven Pillows

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Ice skater

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Good news on Wall Street today"

Social Media

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."