Digital Speech Maven Pillows

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Ice skater

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Good news on Wall Street today"