Monologue Maven Pillows

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Drool Marks

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Ice skater

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Invisible clothes

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Stonehenge Explained

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Moses as a child.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Career Elevator

Man carrying his boss.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

So Far So Good

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.