Digital Security Officer Mugs

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

TSA Noah

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'