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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'll never forget you."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

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Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Did you miss me?

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Mummy?!

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"Please turn on your cell phones."