Digital Relationship Enthusiast Gifts

'They're not my family. They're just a few of my Twitter and Facebook friends.'

Right click for yes...

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'Your website or mine?'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Hold on

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

Love

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Too desperate?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'