Digital Pirate Gifts

Google Earth For Pirates

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

In my day, kid, we couldn't illegally download movies from bittorrent. We had to illegally download movies from something called Limewire. I wish they'd hurry up and make movies load straight to our brains so kids'll be more amazed by my tales of hardship. (Yawn).

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Pirates vs. Target.

Punishment for Software Piracy.

Music downloads

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

S.S.dot.com

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Computer Virus

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Computer literate Monk

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

Spam.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Youtube ghost videos...

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."