Digital Packrat Pillows

"Now you know what your email goes through when you send a gigantic file."

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Welcome to the Team

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

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Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

Online Dating for Dummies

"I think Baxter needs a break."