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"Now you know what your email goes through when you send a gigantic file."

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Welcome to the Team

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Today's love

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

We met online.

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'That must be my computer date.'