Digital Navigators Prints

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Books 'n' Carrots

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Number Phobia.

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"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Oh shut up."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."