Online Navigators Prints

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Online form - Submit.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Set sail

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."