Digital Native Parents T-Shirts

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Digital Fomo!

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Trick or Tweet

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'New Game'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Let us pray...'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'