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"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Wifi in Hell

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

What does aloof mean?

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Digital Fomo!

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

The prying mantis,

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bird Tweet.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."