Digital Mourners T-Shirts

Connected to Technology.

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Unsocial Networking.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Do Not Disturb

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Church in the year 2035.

"OK Zoomer!"

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.