Digital Send-off Devotee T-Shirts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Man-mobile

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

Progress

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193