Digital Monitor Pillows

High Tech Mom

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Technology and literature

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"This translation app isn't working."

Book Worm

Modern Childhood

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Go ask your search engine."

After the summer holidays

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

A bull which has seen red.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

Musk's Twitter