Digital Miscommunication Survivor Prints

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

The Importance of Data Backup.

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

Computer frustration

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

Computer Confusion

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"