Digital Lifestyle Pillows

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Our card terminal is down, we're only accepting cash."

'I have two facebook accounts. In one of them I have my friends and cool people. In the other I have my parents.'

Selfie

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Used to be people that lit up your life.

Working from home and confinement

"When I was a kid I had my phone number memorized."

"You're under arrest. Not answering your phone, or failing to respond to a text message within two minutes are now considered crimes. Shame on you."

WiFi Connection

Mobile

Prisoner Cell

Pied Piper

Smallest of the 3 bears stands by his broken computer chair - 'Who's been sitting in MY chair?'

'We've been offline for approximately 20 minutes. Is this what they call 'roughing it'?'

'Now we have a giga-life.'

Technology Dependence

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Cat in a flap

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Textin’"