Digital Lifestyle Critic Prints

Caution people texting

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Graduates on their phones

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Fact amnesty"

"My best friend is my phone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Renaissance Zone

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

Mobile

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

Coffee then and coffee now.

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Anti-Social Networking

"Oh, great... they say they all have headaches."