Digital Lifestyle Critic Mugs

Caution people texting

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You are still here."

"Fact amnesty"

"My best friend is my phone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

Renaissance Zone

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Mobile

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

Coffee then and coffee now.

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."