Digital Irony Fan Mugs

"I know I said I was going off the grid. I was just wondering if anyone was discussing it on social media."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

Gigolo Diary

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'Try rebooting.'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Moo Tube.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

An office collection for an employee penniless from too many office collections

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

Thrifty Credit Union

'It's strange. After you took off last night, all requests to be your Facebook friend ended.'

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'I wonder why women live longer than men.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

QR Immigration

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

"Don't look now, but I think we're being unfollowed."

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

"Apologies but I can't see any patients today."

The Out of Order Love Machine.

Swine flu.

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

'And if any of you are unhappy with your bonus, just log on to our website and press 'Click to Enlarge.''

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

'Property and custody are settled. Now let's decide who gets which facebook friends.'

Unlucky Heather

Fire! Fire! Fire! What's going on? Is something wrong with my iPhone?